All the Real Girls

Paul Schneider

Paul

Zooey Deschanel

Noel

Shea Whigham

Tip

Danny McBride

Bust-Ass (as Danny R. McBride)

Maurice Compte

Bo

Heather McComb

Mary-Margaret

Benjamin Mouton

Uncle Leland

John Kirkland

Justin

James Marshall Case

Judge Harvey

Patricia Clarkson

Elvira

Maya Ling Pruitt

Feng-Shui

Eddie Rouse

Dancing Orderly

Karey Williams

Tammy Clinard

Matt Chapman

Strong Bad

Maribeth Ayers

Noel's Friend

Summer Shelton

Noel's other friend

Bob Hardison

Bob

Bartow Church

Geoff Seibanick

Thunderbird Dinwiddie

Tonya (uncredited)